You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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