32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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