I love black thongs
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
