I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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