Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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