Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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