I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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