i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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