question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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