Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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