booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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