So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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