Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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