32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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