from now on my penis is your penis
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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