I swear she didn't look like that last week.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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