She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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