we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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