Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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