apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I want her autograph on my taint
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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