You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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