so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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