another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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