I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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