Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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