oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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