I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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