What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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