In the future we'll all be gay
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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