What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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