I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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