isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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