i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
