sarcasm needs its own font
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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