can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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