Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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