he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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