I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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