Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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