Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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