Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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