if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
