You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
This toilet bowl is my home.
i out mim tonsoeep
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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