so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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