Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
