4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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