Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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