lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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