can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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