He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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