sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
now i know why i became what i already was.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm always down for nudity.
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