I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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