I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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