"it" just moved
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
