is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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