I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
