ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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