physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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